Some people possess unique abilities or gifts. In the world of fiction it is these abilities that make Super Heroes super, but in the real world these gifts are usually not so super. Like those people who can solve complex mathematical problems in their head or those that can twist their bodies like a pretzel. Neither of these would make for a good Super Hero. They would have a hard time striking fear into evil-doers. You would never hear a bad guy say,
"Oh no! Here comes The Human Calculator and his sidekick Knot Boy."
You may be asking yourself where I am going with this. Well let me tell you. I possess one of those unique abilities that falls into the category of not-so-great. I have the unique ability to sleep through anything. That's right, I am Captain Comatose. On a typical work day morning I use four, yes four alarm clocks. On my nightstand I have your standard AM/FM/Buzzer alarm clock, an alarm clock that plays CD's, and the alarm clock on my cell phone. Then I have my computer that is in a different room set to blast music at a certain time every morning. All four of these are set to go off within a few minutes of each other, yet I can sleep through them all going off at once. It is quite amazing to wake up two hours later to all that noise.
I needed to find a better alarm clock solution. I did some searching online and I came across this alarm clock designed for the deaf and hearing impaired. It's call the Sonic Boom Alarm Clock by Sonic Alert. There is more to it than just an incredibly loud alarm clock. It also comes with a Bed-Shaker. It's a small plastic puck-shaped vibrator thingy that you put between your mattress and box spring. When the alarm goes off, this thing shakes the crap out of your bed and the first time you use it, it may shake the crap out of you too.
I have been using this alarm clock for a few weeks now and it works great. I now wake up in complete panic trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Sounds scary, but I guess that's the whole point. I think Captain Comatose has finally met his match.